
Do Not Immerse In Water
42 out of 100
Title
cards that accompany the opening and closing credits
indicate that U-571 is based on a true story. Take that with a
truckload of salt. In the movie, a near-suicide World War II naval mission
develops, through a series of long shots, close shaves and extraordinary luck,
into a heroic military success. That’s
not a spoiler; from the moment this action-thriller pushes out of port, the
outcome is a foregone conclusion. And
while at least the plot takes you somewhere, the characters don’t. It’s not their fault; they have little opportunity to do
anything but frantically try to claw their way out of the desperate straits in
which they find themselves. Except
for brief framing scenes, U-571 is two solid hours of watery adventure,
devoid of subtlety, nuance or character development.
Glug!
In
World War II, German submarines known as U-boats wreaked mass destruction on
Allied ships. U-boats carried
specialized communication gear using the Omega code—an encrypted language
that, if it could be deciphered, would allow the U-boats to be tracked,
breaking their deadly grip on the seas. When U-571 is crippled by Allied depth charges, an American
sub is disguised as German and dispatched with orders to capture the Omega
code. A Trojan Horse strategy is
devised: board U-571 posing as a rescue squad and overcome the
Teutons.
In
that they
succeed, but it’s just the beginning of their problems.
From their vantage point on U-571, they watch as a German destroyer
sinks their sub without a trace. The
captain (Bill Pullman) perishes, so Lieutenant Andy Tyler (Matthew
McConaughey), a young officer smarting from recently being denied his own
command, suddenly gets more than he bargained for.
A series of ever-more harrowing, death-defying adventures ensues, as
the brave sailors attempt to operate a leaky, unfamiliar submarine, dodge
German torpedoes and depth charges (one torpedo literally scrapes the side of
the sub as it passes), and preserve the all-important Omega code equipment.
Harvey Keitel plays Chief, a seasoned veteran who, in the few calm moments, provides support and advice to
Tyler.
The rest of the crew, including a character played by Jon Bon Jovi, is
virtually indistinguishable from each other.
In
a preliminary scene, Lt. Tyler’s CO warned him that being in charge means
making split-second life-and-death decisions, based on imperfect information.
That’s never so true as here; there are lots of frantic yelled
commands and leaking pipes as the crew struggles to surmount impossible
hurdles and mortally dangerous impasses.
But despite all the sturm und drang, the heroics just don’t
generate suspense. The details of
what’s going on are often unclear, and what is understandable doesn’t ring
true. Maybe Saving
Private Ryan spoiled me for World
War II movies, but U-571
fails to sustain interest and ultimately sinks under its own weight.
Give this leaky sub a wide berth.
Written
and directed by Jonathan Mostow (Breakdown).
Rated PG-13. Running
time:1 hour 55 minutes.
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